~High-Deprogrammer

This is what my lack of a working desktop computer has done to me:

So bored I'm doing a quiz jacked from (who jacked it from vashperado.)

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HEY HEY HEY HEY
HEY STOOPID

Level 1
( ) said LOL out loud
(x) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

SO FAR: 2

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

SO FAR: 2

Level 3
( ) Licked your toe
(x) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

SO FAR: 3

Level 4
(x) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

SO FAR: 4

Level 5
(x) Eaten bugs (by accident)
( ) Eaten garbage
(x) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

SO FAR: 6

Level 6
( ) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
(x) Driven in a 7 seater van by youself
( ) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

SO FAR: 7

Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
( ) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

SO FAR: 7

Level 8
( ) Jumped over a car
(x) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
( ) Jumped off a bridge
(x) Jumped off your house

SO far: 9

Level 10
( ) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

SO FAR: 10

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
( ) Walked into a parked car

SO FAR: 13

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
(x) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

SO FAR: 14

Level 13
(x) Eaten a whole bag of chips
( ) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

SO FAR : 16

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
( ) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

SO FAR: 16

Level 15
( ) Shoved something up your nose
( ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
(x) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
( ) Blew your nose so goddamm hard your whole body hurt

SO FAR: 17

Level
(x) Told a lie
( ) Been caught in a lie
( ) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

SO FAR: 19

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
( ) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
( ) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

SO FAR: 20

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
( ) Beleived in Santa past the age of 8
( ) Beleived your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs outside
(x) Beleived you were never too old for trick or treating

SO FAR: 22

Level 19
( ) Threw a party for yourself
( ) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch
( ) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

SO FAR: 22

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
( ) Pretended you were hot shit
( ) Pretended you werent listening
(x) Pretended you were Spiderman

SO FAR: 24

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
( ) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) went Sledding down the stairs

SO FAR: 27

Level 23
( ) Tried to do a real cool backflip
( ) and busted your ass
( ) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didnt lift your feet, retard

SO FAR: 27

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kinda found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

SO FAR: 27

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
( ) Cried when you didnt get your way
(x) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex (no but I could kinda cry about the lack thereof...)

SO FAR: 29

Level 26
( ) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
( ) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

SO FAR: 30

Level 27
( ) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
(x) rode a lawnmower pretending it was awesome racecar
( ) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
( ) rode the dog

SO FAR: 31

Level 28
( ) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
( ) Locked yourslef IN the car
( ) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
( ) Tangled yourself up in a rope
( ) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourslef in the trunk WITH the keys

SO FAR: 32

Level 29
( ) over-cooked a fancy meal
( ) over-cooked the EasyMAC
( ) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach

SO FAR: 33

Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
( ) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
( ) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
( ) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated en extra step in the stairs that wasnt there

SO FAR: 34

Level 32
( ) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
( ) Shaved your eyebeows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles! sweet irony

TOTAL: 35
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I've Done ___ of the 120 stupidest things